They have somehow learnt to bark at a decibel that probably hasn't been recorded yet.

Surely it is impossible for such a small dog to bark louder than a full sized one?

But somehow, dachshunds have discovered a way to bark at a range that is higher than all other dog breeds.

A sausage dog could probably communicate with a sausage dog on the other side of the world.

It's all part of their plan. Their plan for world domination.

Beware humans, the dachshunds are coming.

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