They will ignore you when you tell them something they don't like.

If they are in trouble, dachshunds turn on their selective hearing and run in the other direction.

If you really have a go at them (like when they're destroying your favourite cushion and scattering the remains across the living room) they will take it a step further by ignoring you and denying you cuddles.

All of a sudden, your sausage dog has you begging them instead of the other way around.

Well played sausage dogs, well played.