Ways you can tell you're in a Dachshund homeπππππ
The doggie door is only 8" high.
When you come into the house after being away only minutes and you
are greeted like you've been gone for 10 years.
are greeted like you've been gone for 10 years.
After the doorbell rings, you can't hear a thing for 10 minutes.
All squeak toys no longer have squeaking ability.