A German Shepherd, Labrador and a Daschund all died and are standing in front of God.

God asks all three of them what they believe in.

The German Shepherd replies: "I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my owner."

"Good," says God, "take a seat on my left side."

"Labrador, what do you believe in?" Asks God. The Labrador answers: "I believe in fun, play, and loving my owner."

"Ah," God said, "You can come sit at my right side."

Then he looks at the Daschund: "And how about you?" The Daschund hops up on the throne, curls up in a little ball and says, "I believe you're in my seat!" 🤣😁